I have come to the conclusion that I will never be able to start a band with people, because I guess nobody wants to play songs written and sang by a dumbass (yet bands like ’The Killers’ exist…) so instead I am going to start my own one-man band. We will never play live, for obvious reasons. All I need to do is find a cheapo guitar and drumset. Oh, and learn how to play both of those. And I guess I should learn how to actually play bass one day. And maybe learn to sing on key.. Where was I? Oh yes, everyone sucks but me.

I drew a picture of what the band will be like:

Truly, it will be the greatest band ever. It will be simple songs played in an energetic manner. In other words, played awesomely.

We will be playing country-fried versions of all our hits. Be there, or something. You can see the image I ripped off by clicking here.